THAW IS ONLINE56K CONNECTION / 0K BUDGET
basement.exe — definitely a legitimate program
←   →   ↻   │   C:\My Documents\Definitely Not A Phase\basement.exe

dialing up the basement...

please ask your mom to get off the phone0%
basement.exe ×
⚠ drummer not responding

Dan is still eating pizza.

let him cook
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRACTICE
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mood: professionally unserious● online now!
INSTALLATION COMPLETE. PARENTS DISAPPOINTED.
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